Once a month I'll be posting a dessert recipe and an excerpt(s) from a book that's struck me just right, whether it be gorgeous descriptions, funny dialogue, swoon-worthy kisses, sarcastic come-backs, or spine-tingling encounters.
As I was perusing my shelves for a scary pick this month, I was coming up a bit dry, as I don't really read 'scary'. I'm a chicken. But when my eye landed on The Monstrumologist by Rick Yancey(you know that The Fifth Wave guy?) I knew I had a winner. This book delivers on the gore; within the first twenty pages we have the body of a girl on an examination table- with a dead monster still attached. Funny enough, it choked on her pearls while munching away...
The mc, Will, is one brave little man. He follows Dr. Pellinore Warthrop(that's a mouthful) into some heart-pounding scary places. But as the good doctor took him in when his parents died, Will feels like his home is by the doctor's side, despite what goes on in that man's basement. Not for the faint-hearted, lemme tell you. Here's the monstrumologist teaching Will a few things:
"Their reach exceeds that of an average man by nearly a foot and a half. Observe how large its hands is." He placed his own hand, palm to palm, against the monster's. The creature's hand engulfed the doctor's as an adult's would a child's. "Like the lion, it uses it claws as its primary form of attack, but, unlike the large mammalian predators, it does not attempt to kill its prey before it begins to feed. More like the shark or an insect, the Anthropophagus prefers living flesh."
Charming. And b/c no spooky edition isn't complete w/out a good chase scene, here ya go:
They came from the trees; they poured out of Eliza's grave, dozens of them, scores, sprinting with arms outstretched and mouths agape, their colorless skin radiant in the starlight, as if every tomb and sepulcher had vomited forth their foul contents. Clearly we were being outpaced. I watched in helpless horror as the swarm of fiends closed the gap.
Now on to something more cheery- sweet stuff!
Halloween Chex Mix
8 oz white chocolate baking bars, coarsely chopped
4 cups Corn Chex or Rice Chex cereal
2 cups bite-size pretzel twists
1/2 cup raisins
1 cup candy corn
1/4 cup orange and black candy decors
1. In large microwavable bowl, microwave chopped baking bars uncovered on High 1 min 30 seconds to 2 mins 30 seconds, until melted and smooth.
2. Gently stir in cereal, pretzels and raisins until evenly coated. Stir in candy corn and decors.
3. Spread on waxed paper or foil until cool and chocolate is set, about 30 mins. Break into chunks. Store loosely covered.
I couldn't find any decors(what the heck...?) so I just bought sprinkles. Happy "goblin"! And for all those who might be trick or treating this year- stay safe out on the roads!